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{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}

{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}

{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}

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