{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
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